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wittyno:

haystarlight:

oatmealaddiction:

honeyandpumpkins:

crossroadsdirt:

tearlessrain:

listen people are starting to realize tumblr isn’t dead we all need to be as cringe as possible for the next few months, it’s vital to our survival

Originally posted by iamthezombiequeen

Originally posted by juliastiles

I love that op said “be as cringe as possible” and my main man Tumblr replied with giffs of Superwholock in that exact order. I love you all so much.

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dontchopmebro:

I said what I said

piratewithvigor:

What people think wrestling is:

• Big strong man punch each other and throw each other around and scream

What wrestling actually is:

• Sometimes a family is a rich himbo, a bi disaster and the buff lesbian who babysits them
• And sometimes it’s an old goth man holding his goth son by the scruff of his neck to keep him from doing stupid shit
• And sometimes it’s a dinosaur, a man from the jungle and their chaotic child
• Singing a Sinatra cover with your mortal enemy in fancy suits
• Drugging your boss’s daughter, kidnapping her and marrying her
• A man in gold face paint and spandex grinding on a zombie
• Said zombie’s long-lost, recently-evil little brother knocking up a fellow wrestler and marrying her against her will
• Doink The Clown
• Two vampire brothers in a satanic cult breaking away to play kazoo together
• A boy band member breaking away to become a superhero and have his sidekick be named S.H.I.T
• A dude whipping out a sword named for his dead mother
• Sticking your hands in your pockets and purposely not doing anything
• Don’t talk about what happened in Montreal. Do not think about what happened after Montreal. Also don’t ask what happened at Over The Edge
• Big strong man punch each other and scream

myladyfair:

full-moon-phoenix:

feministism:

“We don’t live in a rape culture”

MY ASS

It’s wild having to explain this to men and then ask them to think about how they behave when it’s night and they’re walking behind women. They always look at me like I’m crazy. “I’m not doing anything!” “Jake, you’re 6 foot two inches tall.” “…so?” “You’re huge and could hurt us easily if you wanted to.” “But I wouldn’t!” “But she doesn’t know that. All she knows is that a huge guy is walking directly behind her at night.” “That’s not fair!” “Tell me about it.”

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bloodytales:

team-magi:

soryualeksi:

smitethepatriarchy:

runcibility:

patrickat:

straightplus:

I hate men so much they literally are like this. Purposeful incompetence to avoid responsibilities they don’t want …………… the comments on this post on fb were So bad

Save the leftovers. Throw the whole man out.

Imagine being this fucking petty over a reasonable request to do even a fraction of the share of housework, and thinking you’re a good partner.

Makes you understand how so many dudes can be clueless and full of shit on so many other topics, too.

I hope his wife poured a glass of spaghetti and gulped it slowly while making steady eye contact with him as her lawyer presented the divorce papers.

“Haha, that’ll TEACH my wife!!”

Dude, you’re supposed to LOVE her. I hope she sees this and dumps your worthless ass. While she has that glass of spaghetti.

#marie kondo your marriage

Don’t put up with stupid. If your husband or boyfriend does this may I suggest… well… treating him like the idiot he pretends to be? Use it as a “teaching moment.”

“Honey come here. I’m sorry. I didn’t realize you didn’t know what Tupperware you have to use. Here, let me explain every container we have. That way the next time you have to put food away you know which container to use.”

And then proceed, in excruciating detail, which containers are which, what they are used for, the correct lids, and how to put on the lids. Do it in as condescending voice as possible.

If he tries to say that he knows, or tries to stop you in any way, just calmly say, “no, you shouldn’t be embarrassed by this. It’s okay to admit you don’t know how to do something. Next time just ask, sweetie.” And continue in as much inane detail as possible.

If he tries this bullshit again, pat him on the head, and say “good try, but let’s review” and then do it all over again.

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